Blue light special…

Okay, so I wasn’t going to say anything about this and save myself the embarrassment.  Last night, when I was going to eat at the dining facility, I felt the pressure behind my belt that said, “Go now or forever hold your pee.”  Well, I decided that I’d probably enjoy dinner more if I wasn’t having to focus on not wetting myself, so I walked over to the PortaJohn and, it being dark inside, I turned on my nice, bright flashlight.  As I’m looking for the TP to prevent touching the seat to lift it, I look down and there is a turd sitting on the edge of the seat.  Nice.  So, I did what everyone does.  I retched.  The flashlight was held in between my lips and fell promptly into the poop, bounced off the seat, and splashed into the toilet.  So, there’s a blue light special in Porta-Pooper number three at the Marez DFAC.  If you have the guts to fish it out, you can have the $50 flashlight.  And a shot for the hepatitus you’ll undoubtedly contract from all of the raw waste that will seep into any cut or scrape you have.

Thank you, Mr. or Ms. Can’t Hold My Poo Until I Get To A Toilet (or, I Decided To Wait So Long, I Wore Out My Bowels Holding The Poo In).  Thanks a lot!

P.S.  I’m going to lunch now and I’m going to see if the light is still on.  This is Daniel Gray for PortaJohn 3.  I’ll leave the light on for you!

~ by kyodan75 on January 6, 2010.

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